0010. Lewd Academy

“There’s no place for you here, Kim Sang-hyuk,” the president said, coldly glaring down at me.

“Get out. We’ll handle the formalities.”

“Why didn’t you kick me out sooner?”

“You weren’t expelled because the person you harmed didn’t want to press charges. But if you ever show your face at the academy again, it’ll be a different story.”

Time was running out.

……To overcome this bullshit situation. Was rape the only way?

Would this elegant student council president cling to me like Serena and show me affection too?

The ‘Lucky Pervert’ skill flickered before my eyes, tempting me with the promise that I could make her kneel anytime.

[Activate (Ultra-Powerful) Lucky Pervert?]

What was this system message?

The Goddess of Eroge?

[★Chance to Mass-Produce Pretty Academy Onaholes★]

Flash, flash.

Cheap neon signs blinded me, but no one else seemed to notice.

“Focus on what’s in front of you, you scatterbrained idiot!”

Ack…!

The student council president grabbed me by the hair and stared straight into my eyes.

“Your sisters, Stella and Serena, are both top students. And you? Don’t you feel ashamed seeing how well your siblings turned out?”

Don’t provoke me.

A chibi-style version of the “Goddess of Eroge” floated in my vision, pointing dramatically at the glowing system window.

[The academy’s hottest girl♡, Pound the student council president’s fat ass and tight pussy into an onahole♡]

Tsk…

“Don’t think this ends with your expulsion. You’re not off the hook. You’ll be handed over to the Correctional Department and serve 300 hours of rehabilitation training.”

300 hours of volunteer work…

My head spun at the thought.

[There’s never been a pussy this easy!]

[The proud, high-and-mighty student council president’s pussy is yours for the taking, right now with Lucky Pervert!]

Damn it.

“If you have anything to say, say it. But choose your words carefully. They might be your last.”

Did the student council president have any idea what I was holding back?

The Goddess of Eroge was pulling aggro, chanting, “You can turn everyone here into onaholes! Poo-poo!” but I stubbornly ignored her.

I held back.

[“Oishikunare~ Moe Moe Kyun~! Straight onto the prez’s sweet little pussy!”]

Huuuuu…

Pffft….ah, seriously.

No matter how hard I tried to stay composed, it was impossible with this damn goddess around.

My cheek muscles twitched from holding back laughter. Stop it. Where the hell are you even pulling these vulgar lines from?

The goddess’s lewd antics made my face burn so much I couldn’t even meet the student council president’s eyes.

At least only I could see her.

Realizing that someone who knew I was innocent was watching this whole situation made me feel slightly better.

Even in an eroge, this false accusation was too much. Goddess, come on.

[Right now, the student council president’s pussy, perfectly compatible with your cock at 500%, is free!]

[Onahole Quest (New!)]

[Collect Student Council President Isabella as your personal onahole (0/1)]

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[Prerequisite Quest: None]

[Prerequisite Quest 2: None]

[Prerequisite Quest 3: None]

[Rarity: ??]

How badly did she want to get me out of this situation?

The thought that someone was suffering from my false accusation more than I was almost made me laugh.

Fine. Maybe I was taking this whole “set rails” thing too seriously.

The goddess had my back, and she wanted me to become an eroge protagnist who switched to a harem route.

She wasn’t the type to just sit back and watch my life go to hell.

That meant there was always a way out.

Realizing that goddess was looking over me put my mind at ease.

An eroge protagonist? fuck that…

I’ll do things my way.

“I have nothing to say. I’m thankful for the 300 hours of rehab.”

“What? Thank you?”

“……?”

The committee members stared at me in shock.

Even the cold, composed student council president seemed taken aback by my indifferent attitude.

“You’re very different from last time.”

Had there been a disciplinary hearing before? No wonder the reactions were so extreme.

Whatever. 300 hours in exchange for a cute little sister’s handjob? Fine by me. You watching this, Goddess of Eroge?

“Frankly, I deserve to die, so I’m grateful for this chance at rehabilitation. I also sincerely apologize to Hena, the girl I hurt.”

“Cut the bullshit. You think we’d let you near the victim? You’re expelled as of today.”

“Even better. I don’t even remember, so it’s not like I could sincerely apologize anyway.”

“You don’t remember? What kind of…”

“Go ahead, take me away, Student Council President.”

“……”

She flinched.

The almighty student council president took a step back.

“300 hours. I’ll complete them. Please isolate me from society as quickly as possible.”

Have you ever seen an eroge protagonist like this?

One who takes responsibility for his action? huh..

Just as I smirked inwardly, time froze. Everything stopped.

Then, the blonde goddess appeared, grabbing my waist.

“Eek! What are you doing?!”

“Hahaha.”

“You’re insane! Insane! What kind of eroge protagonist willingly goes to sex crime prevention training?!”

“This one does!! Now unfreeze time. I’m a criminal who needs to be corrected by the student council president!”

“Waaaah! You’re crazy. Are all pure love fans this deranged?!”

The punitive Eroge Goddess tugged at my collar, pleading.

“There is no difficulty level, you can do it whenever you want to!!!!!”

“I do things my way.”

“Who the hell looks for pure love in an Ero-Game?!”

“It’s harder to restore lost honor than to endure a cold prison floor.”

“You bastard! Do you really want to die from guilt?!”

“Come, sweet sex crime prevention training!”

In the end, the goddess folded first.