0013. I Became the Academy’s Onahole Man!

– Hey, who is that guy?

– No idea, but holy crap.

– WTF, he’s insanely hot.

– Someone go ask his name! Is he a transfer student??

– Isn’t that Kim Sang-hyuk? I saw him with Hena.

– That’s Kim Sang-hyuk?! What the hell happened to him?!

The Class 2-F girls’ group chat at Etsol Academy was going wild.

Amidst the chaos, Sang-hyuk’s new appearance, so different that some thought he was a transfer student, became the hottest topic among the female students.

Girls from neighboring classes, and even those beyond, came just to catch a glimpse of his face.

They all pretended not to care, acting aloof, but they’d already scanned him top to bottom with their eyes..

• Holy shit, I wanna lick him from his forehead to his collarbone. Slurp slurp
• Isn’t he an unawakened D-rank?
• Don’t care, fuck it, I’d become a fangirl if I have to.
• Like he’d give you a chance, lol. An SS-rank huntress would probably snatch him up and pamper him like a god.

Yuna sighed as she read the chat.

For students of a prestigious academy, their conversation was anything but dignified.

But then again, they were young, energetic trainees in a hunter academy, good looks always drew attention.

Yuna wasn’t one to gossip, but even she couldn’t deny it.

That boy, who had suddenly appeared without even wearing a uniform, had completely stolen her gaze.

He’s handsome. Insanely handsome. If I look at him directly, I might get a heart attack.

Even with his clothes loosely worn, his well-built physique was obvious at a glance.

‘Ah, no. Don’t stare. I’m not some pervert.’

But everyone was just waiting for their chance.

A chance to brush past him, to talk to him, to get involved with him.

If he were a transfer student, at least they could approach him naturally.

But he was too good-looking, intimidatingly so.

Only Hena, chatting with him like they were close, seemed like the most special person in the room.

‘Are they dating?’

Sang-hyuk seemed attentive to Hena, but it didn’t look like they were together.

Yuna already imagined herself by his side, taking care of him.

At this point, Sang-hyuk had already become everyone’s imaginary boyfriend.

“Ahem.”

Then, it happened.

In the middle of class, the Light of Awakening suddenly enveloped Sang-hyuk.

Talent awakenings often happened without prior warnings. It was a big deal.

Even the teacher paused the lecture to observe.

“Congratulations, Sang-hyuk.”

‘Now?!’ The moment Yuna thought that…

Just as Yoo-na had that thought, a swarm of students gathered around Sang-hyuk.

‘Damn, so many people were waiting for this chance…’

“Whoa! Congrats!”

“What’s your talent? I’m so curious!”

“Tell us, come on!”s!”

‘I wanna get close too…’

Yuna could only watch regretfully from her seat.

She was too far away. Her desk was by the window, in the front row.

Sang-hyuk? He was near the classroom entrance, second from the back, right in front of Hena.

“Onahole Collector?”

“What kind of talent is that?”

“That’s a real thing?”

“Holy shit, that’s insane!”

“Onahole Man! Onahole Man!”

Suddenly, everyone was talking about Sang-hyuk’s newly awakened talent.

‘Onahole? What’s that?’

“What a dumbass ability. Is he gonna run an adult shop in the future?”

Dehilith Ade, a classmate, sneered.

Sang-hyuk gave a sheepish smile, but the atmosphere quickly soured.

“Hey, what the…you don’t have to say it like that.”

“Oh, sorry if I hurt your feelings? I just say what I think.”

Dehilith Ade.

A noble from a prestigious magic family, possessing one of the top-tier elemental talents [Fire].

With his snake-like grin, it was obvious he didn’t like Sang-hyuk.

“Man, your life’s screwed. D-rank, non-combat type, and what? Onahole collector? Total dead-end.”

“Hey!!”

Yuna couldn’t stay silent.

Even from her distant seat, she was the first to stand up.

“Who the hell are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could still become a great craftsman!”

“A great onahole craftsman?”

“Yeah! What’s wrong with that?!”

“Yuna…”

The other girls tried to stop her, but Yuna wasn’t backing down.

It was obvious who the asshole was here!

As the class rep of F-Class, Nakamori Yuna didn’t tolerate bullies.

“A B-rank hunter bitch like you should know her place before butting in.”

“B-rank hunter bitch also knows that those who mock craftsmen die young.”

“So what—you’d actually use one if he made it?”

Right now, Yuna only knew one thing:

I won’t lose this argument!

“Yeah!”

Yuna puffed out her chest proudly and declared:

“If Sang-hyuk makes a great onahole, I’ll use it! What’s stopping me?!”

“Pfft…HAH!”

Dehilith and his cronies burst into laughter.

“PFFHAHAHA!”

“Oh my god, this is golden. A legendary couple is born.”

“Onahole Man and now Onahole Princess?”

“She said she’d use it. Incredible.”

“Well, I have heard girls can get off with those…”

…Wait, girls can’t use it?

“W-Well, whatever! Onaholes aren’t something to mock! Teacher, say something!”

Yuna’s voice was losing its confidence.

She locked eyes with Sang-hyuk. ‘Did I mess up?’

“Yuna, Sang-hyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?”

“Yes.”

Sang-hyuk answered calmly.

“It’s a male masturbation device.”

Yuna choked. Dehilith’s group was on the verge of passing out from laughter.

Realization dawned on Yuna.

“T-That kind of thing?!”

A talent… called Onahole Collector.

“Why would you even collect something like that?!”

Her face burning red, Yuna bolted out of the classroom.

“BAHAHAHA!”

“There goes the Onahole Princess!”

And that was how, Yuna got her new nickname.

***

Out of nowhere, I became the Onahole Man of the Academy.

I, Kim Sang-hyuk, now officially confirmed as the protagonist of [Onahole Academy], blessed by the goddess herself.

“Wow! Congrats!”

“What’s your talent? I’m curious!”

“Tell us!”

Everyone clearly knew what was going on, so I couldn’t even lie about it.

I hesitated for a second but decided to just say it straight:

“Onahole Collector.”

Some girl who didn’t know what it was repeated the words after me.

The guys stirred nervously.

And then…

The classroom exploded.

“Onahole Collector?”

“What kind of talent is that?”

“That’s a real thing?”

“Holy shit, that’s insane!”

“Onahole Man! Onahole Man!”

‘I’m screwed.’

I smiled on the outside, but my insides were crumbling.

My first goal was to get a respectable job.

But with a talent like Onahole Collector…

How could I ever make my little sisters and future wife proud?

What kind of kind-hearted woman would even talk to the Onahole Man?

Then…

“Who the hell are you to look down on non-combat talents? He could still become a great craftsman!”

A girl blindly defending me caught my eye.

I looked and saw a girl with brown hair and blue eyes, plain at first glance…

But in this kind of world?

“Plain” usually meant “insanely cute.”

“Oh yeah? If he makes an onahole, could you even use it?”

With thick eyebrows full of justice and nosiness, she boldly continued:

“If Sang-hyuk makes a great onahole, I’ll use it! What’s stopping me?!”

‘She doesn’t know what an onahole is.’

Her heart was in the right place, but she’d misunderstood where the debate was going.

Adorable.

Our eyes met.

Her clear, blue eyes were practically shouting:

“Don’t worry! I’ll protect you!”

Even though it was all a misunderstanding…

She was incredibly endearing.

“Yuna, Sang-hyuk. Do you both know what an onahole is?”

“Yes.”

Hena was also tugging at my sleeve, whispering “What’s an onahole?” so I answered plainly.

“It’s a male masturbation device.”

The teacher even pulled up a hologram to demonstrate, a pink, jelly-like silicone toy.

Even with the slight mosaic, it was clear what body part it resembled.

Squish, squish.

“This is an onahole.”

The holographic onahole wobbled as the teacher poked it.

For the girl who’d stood up for me, this was a brutal realisation.

“KYAAAAH…!”