0015. Onahole Princess

You’re talking to me here?

It’s obvious people were going to talk shit behind my back, like, ‘Who the hell ordered the Onahole Man & Onahole Princess set menu?’

Not that it mattered to me.

It’s not like I have anything like honor left to protect, since my talent had already been exposed as “Onahole Collector.”

But this kid probably has a lot to lose.

Her ears were red like lava. Just from me looking at her, they were turning even redder in real time.

“…Yeah.”

Once we left the academy grounds and the number of students around thinned, Yuna was the first to break the silence.

“Sorry. About earlier.”

“About what?”

“Because I ran away, your talent probably looked like a joke.”

So she endured the humiliation of being packaged as a set menu just to apologize?

Though, to be fair, if my classmate’s awakened ability was Onahole Collector, I’d have laughed too.

I hadn’t even held it against her for bolting.

“It’s fine if you laugh. It is ridiculous.”

“It’s not! Any talent can become great if you nurture it properly. Unlike that Dehilith bastard.”

“You waited for me just to say that?”

Nod! Nod!

Yuna explained why she’d mustered the courage.

“If I didn’t say it today, I felt like I never would.”

Hm. Yeah, that made sense.

“So… sorry.”

“It’s fine. I’m not hurt. That Dehilith guy or whatever? Didn’t even register what he said.”

I only just learned his name was Dehilith.

“You were the bravest one back there, you know?”

“I just acted without thinking…”

“I was impressed.”

“…S-Stop, it’s embarrassing!”

Ah. The mood’s nice.

A desire to date her swells up inside me, wild and unchecked.

……Yeah! This is what I wanted!

To step away from all the pussy pounding and onahole crap for a bit.

“Kim Sang-hyuk. You’ve really changed from before, huh?”

“I get that a lot.”

And I’ll keep hearing it.

Yuna grinned, giving my back a light pat pat.

“Come hang out at the academy more!”

A heartwarming moment of a classmate worrying over a trash student.

[[Onahole Aptitude Assessment] Activated]

Ah! Wait!

Stop!! Don’t show me that!

[Nakamori Yuna]

[Difficulty Level: C →None]

[Onahole Aptitude: A-Rank]

[Virgin]

[Underwear – White panties with a V-line]

[Onahole Trait (★) – Nationwide Erection Warning! A lively onahole that infinitely boosts your energy♡]

[Class F Representative. Likes taking care of others and can’t stand injustice, honest with her emotions! A cheerful onahole with a bright charm and a great smile. Her boobs are bigger than they look.]

‘I really didn’t want to know that….’

Whether it was her underwear or anything else.

I didn’t want to see something as vulgar as a female classmate’s onahole aptitude the first time I met her…….

Why don’t Eroge developers understand how important mystery is when it comes to the opposite sex?

‘Anyway, it boosts energy, huh… just how much?’

If Hena was a body that drained energy, Yuna was the opposite…?

A body that makes you want to do it over and over again?

If I let my guard down, I’d probably get hard right in front of her.

“…Did you just use a skill on me?”

Gasp. She caught me?

“What is it? What what what what?”

Yuna slid right up to me.

“It’s a new skill, right? That one!”

“…Onahole Aptitude Assessment.”

“Ona…pffft! Wait! Why the heck would you use that on me?!”

“It just… happened.”

“There’s no way anything comes up if you use something like that on a person. idiot.”

“…….”

Yuna’s gaze was becoming more and more suspicious.

“…Nothing showed up, right?”

“Well…”

……What should I even say?

As I hesitated, trapped in a zone where honesty was no longer an option,

Yuna kept pressing.

“What kind of aptitude is it? Don’t tell me it’s D-rank or something?”

Looks like D-rank is universally hated no matter where you go.

“A-rank.”

“…And?”

“It said… it’s an onahole with a charmingly lively personality…”

I said it.

The mood instantly turned awkward.

“Better than a low rank… I guess…”

“Mmm… Probably.”

“…Ah! It’s not like I’m saying I’ll be your onahole, so don’t get the wrong idea!”

No worries… I wasn’t under some cheerful delusional misunderstanding like that…

“The skill just activated on its own.”

Probably reacts automatically to heroines.

“As expected, having a respectable job with a talent like this is impossible, huh.”

“No, hey, don’t say such sad things…”

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.”

“I’m fine! It’s not like you meant it badly. And hey, A-rank? I never knew I had that kind of quality, total win!”

Her smile was like sunlight, genuinely uplifting.

As Yuna turned to leave, I grabbed her.

“Wait!”

“Hm?”

“Gravity wave ahead!”

Gravity wave?

Sure enough, the space in front of us was warped strangely, like a lens distortion effect.

This is what they call a gravity wave…?

According to the wiki, anomalous gravity waves were locally observed in areas where dungeons appeared. Seeing one in person was impressive.

[[Insight・Crimson] Activated]

[D-Rank Dungeon]

[#3319. Goblin Tribe][Rarity: D][Reward: D][Anomaly: D]

[No maximum participant limit]

“…A D-rank dungeon.”

“Whoa. You could tell just from the gravity wave? You have been studying.”

‘No…’

It’s just a perk from the goddess.

But saying that felt awkward, so I stayed quiet.

“White ripple-pattern gravity waves mean we can probably handle it ourselves.”

“Shouldn’t we report it?”

I thought the standard procedure was to report dungeons found outside the academy.

According to the wiki.

“We’re claiming this one! It’s free coins!”

She made it sound like easy loot.

Yuna grabbed my hand and pulled me along, still grinning brightly.

“Let’s see if that talent of yours is actually useful, come on!”

[Dungeon Participation in Progress]
[Participants – Nakamori Yuna, Kim Sang-hyuk]

…It felt like a date invitation.

Following Yuna, who spoke as if suggesting a trip to an amusement park, I stepped into the gravitational anomaly.

The world twisted dizzyingly around us, and when I opened my eyes, we were in a forest.

“Yuna!?”

“I’m here.”

She stood right beside me, sword already drawn and ready.

“Surprised? Definitely a D-rank, huh?”

Her tone carried a hint of wounded pride.

Yeah, this is my first time in a dungeon.

“An Etsol Academy student shouldn’t get intimidated this easily.”

“You’ve been in a lot of these?”

“Obviously. I’m a B-rank hunter. Just stick close and trust this noona.”

B-rank.

The way B sounded made it hard to tell if that was something impressive or not.

What was clear was that the combination of a school uniform and a blade felt straight out of a B-movie.

And yet…

On her, it looked good. Stunning, even. Maybe because the actress was just that pretty.