0017. Personality Excretion

It was about the size of a fist.

At a glance, it didn’t look dirty, instead, it had a glossy shine, smooth and slippery, almost like a precious gem.

However, the way it squirmed and wriggled was utterly disgusting.

“Wh-what the hell?”

Yuna raised her sword in surprise, but the goblin’s excreted personality was too small…

To put it bluntly, it was like a bug, not something a sword would be effective against.

It’d be better to grab it with my hand and flick it away.

‘But where did these things even come from?’

Excreted personalities… .. .

No way.

Was it not 「Personality Excretion」 but 「Excretion of Personalities」? I froze for a moment, shocked by the horrifying realization.

……Goddess. You made this, didn’t you?

Seriously, why would you excrete something like that?

Did you put this in because you thought it was arousing?

‘I really don’t get it… What kind of taste is this…?’

Excreting personality… …? I don’t know what the point of such a bizarre act is.

Because of me, these goblins…

seemed to excrete something conceptual called “personality.”

Out of their asses.

“Goblin excrement… I guess…?”

“Heck! Why is the excrement moving!? No, no…”

Yuna’s face gradually turned pale.

Even if I was the one who chose the word, calling it “excrement” was a bit off. 

I mean… It couldn’t literally be shit. If anything, it suggested that personalities resided in the stomach, intestines, or colon.

But that made no sense.

It was more accurate to think of it as some kind of soul-like substance, expelled in a jelly-like form.

“Help me… I-I can’t handle this…”

Remembering how she’d teased me earlier, I let out a laugh.

“The mighty B-rank hunter?”

Then…

Plop!

One of the goblin’s excreted personalities suddenly jumped up.

Before Yuna could react, it clung to her back, then crawled up to her head.

“Uh, your head…”

“EEK, KYAAAAAH!!”

Yuna dropped her sword and started frantically shaking her head.

Oh… Ohhh, she was really freaked out.

“Calm down! They can’t do anything! They’re just like bugs!”

“KYAAAAH! NO! NO! NOOO! I HATE IT! I HATE IIIIT!!”

The goblin’s excreted personalities…

Had no intention of returning to their original bodies. Instead, they all lunged at Yuna.

Did they have a thing for pretty girls?

Yuna, now deathly pale,

Started stripping off her clothes right in front of me, as if bugs had crawled inside them.

She flailed around like her feet were on fire.

“NO! GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OOOFF! UWAHH! I HATE IT! I REALLY, REALLY HATE IIIIT!!”

“Okay… okay! I’ll get them off! They’re not even sticking…”

“WAAHH! NO! GET RID OF THEM! KEEP THEM AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!”

Yuna was in complete panic, revealing that pretty V-line white underwear set right in front of me…

Even after confirming with her own eyes that none of the “personality jelly” was stuck to her pale skin, she couldn’t bear the sight of them bouncing around on the floor.

So she jumped into my arms.

Hug!

“No! No! Noooo! Sanghyuk… Please, Sanghyuk…!”

“Calm down!”

“SANGHYUK! WAAHH, HELP ME! HELP!”

……Some might argue this was just a cliché…「Pretending to Hate Creepy Things to Cling to a Guy and Raise Affection」.

But let me clarify:

Yuna had completely lost her mind.

If she had hugged me cutely, I might’ve thought it was just a cliche.

But Yuna had spread her bare legs wide, wrapped them around my waist, and clung to me like I was a tree, with a death grip.

Her soft breasts crushed against me, her warm body temperature,

Even the faint scent of her sweat, all of it seeped into me without limit.

“GET THEM OFF! GET THEM OFF, PLEEEASE! NO! I HATE IT!!”

“I’m trying! Shoo, shoo! Go away!”

Eventually,

While supporting Yuna’s full weight as she clung to me,

I ended up grabbing her ass firmly and started pretending to swat away the [Excreted Goblin Personalities].

Surprisingly, this situation had nothing to do with「Lucky Pervert」…

Plop! Plop! Plop!

‘These things…’

Even though they’d lost all combat ability, they kept going for Yuna’s skin. They needed to be punished.

Holding Yuna’s body, I swung her around, shaking off the jellies.

“Uuuu… No… Sanghyuk, don’t let go! No… Hold me!”

“Okay, okay… Ugh.”

Damn… What happened to being the noona here?

It felt like I’d gained a bratty little sister I never knew I had.

I gripped Yuna’s plump thighs tightly and glared at the goblin jellies.

“Piss off!”

At first, it seemed to work, but this wasn’t a world where sheer guts could solve everything.

Hmm… What skill could I use in this situation…?

“…Become an onahole!”

Then…

Amazingly, the excreted goblin personalities materialized into onaholes.

A green silicone pussy, obscenely detailed, plopped onto the floor.

One for each [Jelly].

‘……It worked.’

Turning personalities into onaholes… An idea that would make even Satan cry.

Is this actually a horror game?

Now I had to get rid of Yuna, who was clinging to me tightly… … .

“…Sniff… Uuu… No… No… So gross…”

Squeeze!

Rub! Rub!~

Yuna was already pressed against me, but now she started gently shaking her hips, as if trying to get even closer.

…At this point, it was hard to believe there wasn’t some intention behind this.

‘If she doesn’t let go soon…’

She might realize just what kind of “energy” she’s giving me.

I’d have to force her off if necessary…

“Sniff… Are they gone? Huh? Are they gone? Sanghyuk…”

“…….”

Yuna. Her whole body was warm from all the movement.

Her slightly sweaty breasts and skin…

It was an incredibly erotic feeling.

“……Ah.”

I couldn’t hold back my erection.

Even through her underwear, Yuna must have felt my hard member, and she came to her senses.

“P-Put me down.”

“Mhm.”

The atmosphere was awkward.

Even after Yuna got off, rather than thinking about getting dressed…

…she stared intently at my erection, which was protruding as if it were going to rip through my pants.

“…I’m sorry.”

“……It’s fine.”

But don’t say anything more.

If she pulled a Serena and said “Let me take care of it,” I wouldn’t be able to refuse.

“I have… spare clothes in my bag…”

“Want me to get them?”

“Please.”

Yuna, her thighs pressed together, covered her chest and private parts with her arms and sniffed.

“…I can’t wear those anymore. Not after those things touched them.”

“Right…”

I knew better than to say “Just tough it out and wear them.” That’d earn me a barrage of curses.

“I’m not being overly sensitive, am I?”

“Probably not?”

“I’ve never heard of something like that coming out of a goblin’s anus… Seriously… This is the worst… Sanghyuk, you held out so well…”

“If I hadn’t held out, I would have thrown you to the ground and run away.”

Yuna flinched. 

“Phew… I’ll treat you like a lifelong benefactor. Thank you for not throwing me away…”

“Thanks to you, I had a great experience too.”

“Ugh…!!”

Yuna’s cheeks flushed red.

“Pervert! Pervert! Hurry up and bring me some clothes!! You pervert!”

“Do you have a habit of talking like that to your lifelong benefactor?”

“You’re a pervert, aren’t you! A pervert who only thinks about turning girls into onaholes whenever he gets the chance!”

‘……Maybe I should’ve just turned her into an onahole earlier.’

It seemed like I’d missed the chance to use it on someone, pretending it was a mistake.

“If you get me new clothes… I’ll pretend none of this happened.”

“Sure. Sure.”

She wouldn’t turn her lifelong benefactor into a sex offender, would she?

I found a spare set of clothes in Yuna’s bag. … She has quite a lot of underwear.

Guess she prepared for dungeon emergencies like this.

“Want me to grab your underwear too?”

“Y-Yeah.”

Hiding behind a tree, Yuna peeked out and said:

“Don’t look.”

“I won’t.”

Rustle… shuffle… shuffle…

The sound of fabric rustling was driving me crazy.

Soon, Yuna, now fully changed, down to her underwear, seemed to regain her composure and bowed her head.

“Sorry for yelling.”

Just thinking about the sky blue panties I’d chosen underneath those clothes made me feel like I was going to get an erection.

Thank goodness I was already hard.

“Just trust and follow your noona, huh?”

“…….”

The way she’d been calling me “Pervert! Pervert!” like an angry chick was cute,

but her current, speechless state was also adorable.

“Ahem.”

“Was that your way of saying you’d pounce on me?”

“Huh!? I-I didn’t come into the dungeon with you for that! What kind of person do you think I…”

Yuna muttered, as if realizing something.

“Usually, it’s the guy who says that to the girl…”

“I’m just glad it was me with you today.”

“Wh-What… I’m glad it was you who saw me like this too.”

“If it were any other guy, he would’ve thrown you away.”

“…….”

Yuna glared sharply at me.