0018. Goblin Onahole

“For someone who’s rock hard… you sure talk a lot.”

“…It’s a natural reaction.”

“Is it normal to still be this hard just from a hug? Huh? You were imagining me naked the whole time I was changing, weren’t you?”

“…….”

“…….”

I was desperately cracking jokes, trying to get out of this awkward atmosphere…

but thanks to Yuna’s erection joke, I couldn’t even recover my dignity.

“W-What are you doing not answering at a time like that! Now the mood got weird.”

“Is this the end of the dungeon?”

An unnatural attempt to change the subject.

But Yuna desperately played along.

“Y-Yeah! It’ll be demolished soon. C’mon, let’s settle up.”

[Party Leader “Nakamori Yuna” has requested a trade]

[You have received 50 Coins]

“Oh. I made some money.”

“I even included a little extra as thanks for today…”

Today’s school lunch was 5 coins, right?

I can pay Hena right back. I’m quite happy.

“Thanks.”

“So? Did you find any clues for talent growth?”

“……Hmm.”

I looked again at the spot where the had been.

This time, with Yuna.

“What is this… Ona…hole?”

“I made an excreted goblin personality into an onahole.”

“Ugh……!”

I could understand why she felt like vomiting.

“Stay away for a moment.”

“Don’t, don’t touch it. Your hands might get contaminated…”

Yuna seemed genuinely concerned that my hands might get contaminated.

But I had to find out.

This was my ability, after all.

[Ordinary Goblin Onahole]

[An onahole made by materializing the personality of a beast-kin goblin. Features a fairly tough tightness.]

[Rarity: D]

[Tightness: C | Durability: D | Warmth: D | Responsiveness: D] [Personality: 100%]

‘An Ordinary Goblin Onahole’…

I picked up the object, which had transformed like a collectible item.

“Open Onahole Inventory.”

Yuna watched what I was doing.

Swoosh!

“An onahole inventory…?”

“Seems like it.”

[First Goblin Onahole Collection Achieved!]

[Strength +2]

[Agility +2]

[Technique +2]

[Stamina +2]

‘Huh?’

Just collecting an Onahole increased my stats?

Hmm… this might be useful.

Next, I examine the other onaholes.

[Goblin Onahole (High-Quality)]

[Rarity: D]

[Tightness: C | Durability: C | Warmth: D | Responsiveness: D] [Personality: 100%]

Oh…

Even if it’s made from the same goblin personality, the quality can differ.

Squish! Squish!

As I kneaded the goblin onahole, Yuna let out a disgusted sound.

“Stop squishing that thing…”

“I wonder how much this’ll boost me.”

Collecting it raises stats.

Hearing that, Yuna’s eyes suddenly sparkled.

“Seriously!? Can I try putting this in my inventory too?”

…….

If even she, who had been disgusted at the thought of going near it, was suddenly eager…

Then the effect must really be game-breaking…

“Try it. Just give it a try.”

As a test, I handed her the [High-Quality Onahole].

Holding the onahole in both hands, Yuna tried storing it in her inventory, but…

Soon, she made a disappointed face.

“…It doesn’t work for me.”

“It seems like a privilege exclusive to onahole collectors.”

“That’s ridiculous! A fraud! A collector who raises stats? I’ve never heard of such a thing.”

“Hehe.”

[Collected Goblin Onaholes (High-Quality)]

[Strength +1]

Not as much as the first time reward, but a decent increase.

“Sanghyuk. Here. Check out these onaholes.”

Yuna was even more excited now.

“Is this really that big of a deal?”

“What do you mean? It’s insanely amazing! I’ve heard SS-rank Hunters have to spend hundreds of millions of Coins just to raise a single stat!”

……So here, stats are bought with money.

In this world, ‘Coins’ must be an incredibly important resource.

Now I understand why Yuna’s eyes were wide open.

I’ll pick this up…

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) that appears roughly once in every 1,000. Tough, wild tightness accompanies you]

[Tightness: C+ | Durability: C+ | Warmth: C | Responsiveness: C] [Personality: (100%)]

Collecting it…

[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) has been collected]

[Agility +3]

[Stamina +2]

[Achievement [Goblin Onahole Conqueror] obtained]

[Title [Goblin Onahole Collector] acquired]

[All stats +1]

[Skill [Yaksha Charge] acquired]

‘What the hell, so many boosts.’

I checked my status screen.

**

Kim Sanghyuk

Lv. 1 (D)

Strength[5] (+4)

Agility[5] (+6)

Stamina[5] (+5)

Technique[5] (+3)

(Hidden) Charm[999] 

Talents

Onahole Collector

Skills

[Insight (Crimson)]

[Become an Onahole!!] Materializes a target’s personality or body into an onahole. Lasts indefinitely unless dispelled.

[Onahole Touch] Increases an onahole’s happiness with gentle touches.

[Onahole Inventory] A sub-inventory with infinite storage for onaholes. Automatically maintains cleanliness, and holes are kept at optimal temperature.

[Onahole Aptitude Assessment] Evaluates a target’s suitability as an onahole.

Abilities:

[Lucky Pervert]

[Personality Excretion]

[Blood Seduction]

[Saintess’s Protection]

[Divine Physique]

[Undying Discipline]

Achievements:

[Goblin Onahole Conqueror] Collected all Goblin Onaholes.

**

‘It didn’t affect my overall rating, and my level stayed the same.’

But…

The additional stats were clearly visible.

After receiving the collection bonuses, I could literally feel power surging through my body.

Right now, I could probably take on dozens of goblins even while carrying Yuna.

‘Yaksha Charge. Can I use this too?’

[Learn Yaksha Charge?]

[Yaksha Charge has been acquired.]

[Yaksha Charge]

[B-rank Attack Skill]

[Power: C | Range: D | Speed Correction: +2]

[A bold, beastly charge symbolizing the ferocity of goblins, orcs, and similar creatures. Strength scales with the user’s power.]

As expected.

Skills learned through collection bonuses can be activated when needed or stored away when not.

“How is it?”

“My talent… seems more suited to being a Hunter than I thought.”

“See! Told you!”

Yuna smiled brightly, as happy as if it were her own achievement.

“I told you, there’s no such thing as a useless talent, right?”

“…Thank you.”

I really wanna kiss her.

With no one watching, wouldn’t it be okay to just do it?

As I struggled with that temptation, I saw the dungeon slowly being demolished from the outside.

[Dungeon Clear]

[Contribution 94.33% MVP Nakamori Yuuna]

[Other – Kim Sanghyuk]

“Other? That’s too much…”

“What, did you think you’d be taking down B-rank Hunters from the start?”

“Just wait and see.”

“Ah! Gotta take a celebration pic for Pinstagram!”

As the dungeon was being demolished, Yuuna took out her smartphone.

She scurried over to me and raised the phone high as if she was about to take a selfie.

Click!

“Are you not taking a picture, Sanghyuk? If you want to take photos for Pinstagram, now’s the only time your phone works.”.”

“…….”

Now that the dungeon was being demolished, this was the perfect timing to take photos for Social Media.

“Then me too.”

I don’t really do social media, but if it’s an excuse to take a celebration photo, why not?

What tags would be good?

#FirstDungeonClearCelebration #OnaholeCollector #Don’tUnderstimateMe #GoblinOnaholeFarm (S-Rank)

With that in mind, I took a picture with Yuna, who was making a “V” sign.